Assuming the chicken is a Rhode Island Red, and the duck is a Muscovy.And each has three years in the special forces.
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are they still trying to get to the other side of the road?
The cook wins. Both birds will have been defeathered and will be well-done.
It's all a question of opposable thumbs ;o)
I'd have to agree with first guy, as the cook has opposable thumbs with which to operate his butcher knife,whereas, special forces training or not, neither bird is said to possess these necessary appendages. =}
The duck would win. He would have his mates shouting his name every time the chicken fired off a rocket and he would. ahem. "duck" out of the way.
Oh God, I am so sorry.
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