Sunday, August 2, 2009

Dead deer in my backyard deer removal wants me to drag him to front of my house?

How am I suppose to drag a 200lb buck to the front of my house? Why can't they drag it for me? Maybe I'll just hope for a bear to come along and take him?
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That is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of. What? The deer should have died in the front yard?

Tell them that you did it and when they get there say "Hey, where did he go? He must have come back to life then dropped dead again in the backyard"! LOL, idiots.
tell them you have a bad back and you can't do it..they'll get over it
have your neighbors help you
you can call animal services, you can usually find the number thru the local police department. i know when we had a raccoon in the yard, they wanted 200 for it if it was injured, but only 50 if it wanst.
Perhaps a nice neighbor will help you. Or if you have enough room, you could always tie it off to the bumper and drag it out that way.
Is the deer in YOUR yard? Then it is your responsibility to move. You're lucky they're picking it up for you at no expense -- some places would charge you an animal disposal fee.
I believe a bear would not take just the buck. Find a way to drag it to the front of your house or bury it right there.
I would tell them that I had a bad back too.
Quarter it, have the head and butt mounted. Much lighter to move.
Tie a rope around it's body. If you put your back and legs into it, you can drag the dead deer for a pretty far distance. Though I can't say it will be easy. It is possible to do it by yourself. But a few neighbors would help.
the earth will dispose of the deer why does an animal have to go in the landfill when its biodegradeable and the critters will eat it so leave it there it will make a habitat and provide food for the shrinking habitat there already is worldwide
Call back to Fish %26 Wildlife and ask who may want the rack and how you can legally get rid of it. Maybe someone, a taxidermist or something, would take it for the rack. Do it quick, dead animals spoil fast.
I bet there are a couple of teenagers around - boys - who would be happy to have the chance to drag a dead deer to the front for you - maybe slip 'em a few bucks (no pun intended!).
Do you have a vehicle that you can drag it with? get a rope or chain around it and attach it to the frame under your vehicle. Not the bumper, the weight might pull it off. Some body's gonna take his Rack, maybe a friend of yours might want it.
Find someone who wants the meat and have them remove it.
Around here, it's mostly about liability. The removal company doesn't really want their employees on other people's property. And driving that big ole truck to the back yard might just leave some ruts, break some limbs, run over a few flowers, all of which often results in an angry homeowner.

I bet if you slip the guys driving the truck a couple of bucks for a tip, they'll drag it for you. Otherwise, you have a couple of other choices, get someone else to help, pull it yourself, or leave it (stinky!).

Occasional dead animals is one of the few drawbacks to living in an area with wildlife.
Their job is to pick the deer up. Just wait for them to come, and show them where it is. If they ask you why you didnt drag it to the front, ask them if you look like the world's strongest man.
No way! Thats thier job to remove it and dispose it. Thats why you called them. They have to do it, it's thier job.

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