Could my pet rock, Peter, be a cross-dresser? I just saw him skipping across the lake wearing my bikini.?

Answers:
Naw.
I just caught him fooling around with my little Rocksann.

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i love you for this question.

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nice!

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lol, your crazy

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sounds like a cross-dresser to me . . try to be tolerant of diversity in pet rocks.

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That would be soooo awsome 2 see =D

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Hmmm. maybe Peter isn't Peter. Maybe Peter is a Petertte?

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Must be a big pet rock.?

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LMFAO

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lol i though i was insane

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I heard him saying HELP HELP I can't swim. say bye bye

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He might have just wanted to see how it felt. Cross-curious.

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sounds reasonable.

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Too cute!

Maybe he just wanted to know what it was like to have boobs for a while. You might want to try a rock-psychiatrist though. . .

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You sure that wasn't suicide? Doesn't sound like a return trip.

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If he was wearing your bikini are you sure that's not your pet boulder

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HAHAHAHAHA

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Well I suppose he could. I have a pet rock. Her name is Pebbles. Maybe they could get together sometime.

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.maybe you should get a life. Or have your head checked. Whatever drugs you are taking.stop..they are causing hallucinations.

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be open towards it

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We need more humorous people in this world. Thanks for the smile!

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Flatgen-shoozen weiner uzen!

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More likely he's stoned.

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There comes a time in every rock's life.

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if you don't buy peter a pair of swimming trunks of his own then don't get upset if he has to wear your bikini. lol

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maybe it's his lookalike

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Imposter!lol

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Yes, he is. I heard he has been frequenting a chickboy club wearing your frocks too, sitting under a fluorescent light with your handbag and rolling his own cigs and being referred to as "Petra". Its worth keeping your eye on him, me thinks.

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ROFL!!

Thanks! I needed a good laugh!!

=)

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He's wants to run away and become a rock star.